This DC Paper would like to formally offer condolences for Senator Crapo (R-ID) who apparently got arrested for a DUI in Alexandria, VA, the first time he ever drank. After all, Crapo has claimed abstinence from alcohol in coherence with his church, the Church of Latter Day Saints. Perhaps this is a direct result of the senator having joined a gang, the Gang of Eight to be exact. Whatever the cause, it is rough to get arrested in Virginia becuse of it’s strict alcohol laws. It’s OK, this surely won’t make Crapo’s career less anti-gay, as in anti-other’s-happiness . . .