Pope Opens New Sexting Account and Tweeting War

 

Pope Bendadick Stroking an Altar Pad

Pope Bendadick Stroking an Altar Pad

Pope Bendadick XVI’s office announced today that the papacy will be entering the youth filled forum of social media on Tweeter. “His Holiness excited to be able to touch so many young Catholics,” the Vatican stated. “There are so very many supple, young minds the Bendadick wants to touch.”

 Israel warmly welcomed the Pope to social media. Needless to say the Pope received a much warmer greeting than Hamas, to whom Israel issued a warning which Time magazine hails as the “first armed conflict that was declared via social media.”

Apparently Tweeter Wars aren’t just for annoying socialites any more.

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