HOLLYWOOD, Ca. – A new fictitious movie entitled Why the US Loves Islam has not received the Middle Eastern accolades it hoped for.
“We were hoping some Uncle Sam effigies would be marched around with people throwing flowers at them,” said director, writer and star in the film Chaim Weitz, “or at least some baklava delivered to the embassies, but nothing. We got nothing at all.”
Weitz was hoping to temper some of the violent reactions towards the low-budget anti-Islam film that sparked violent protests throughout the Middle East. “It appears that the Muslim extremist are only willing to be extremely violent, never extremely loving towards us,” Weitz stated.
Just like the Anti-Islam film, Why the US Loves Islam was poorly made and seen by no one in the United States.